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you are about to witness a sample from the lost language
of jenglish, which was discovered at the ancient ruins of inca by jewish eskimos earlier this century. actually, it’s
not a lost language, and was not discovered at that place that i said, or by those people who i said discovered it. come to
think of it, forget everything I ever told you, because jenglish was but a creation of two bored boys in a class they call
physics, in which a sophisticated adverb is followed by a convoluted adjective, resulting in a phrase both humorous and nonsensical.
eg:
subkinnetically bodacious, phosphorescently immaculate, metaphysically wonderful, sophisticatedly ingenious, centripetally
interactive, coherently ambisexual, sadistically infatuated, periodically momentous, bombastically erotic, conquisatorilly
romantic, manifestantingly quizzical, sporadically methodical, contradictorily inedible, depasitatively modernistic, subsidisingly
exotic, rapistacally emotional, prodigally despotic, judicially superlative, prodoggedly psychotic, phallicentrically impressive,
confessionally dubious, liquidally loquacious, aquatically excretory, atheistically interstate, constipatingly exertive, ferociously
foetal, spasmodically hormoneous, stabbingly kingesque, minatorily quadriplegic, embryonically flamboyant, assertively cramboynistic,
anti-semitically rendicious, malevolently conspiratorial, disgustingly petrolic, stimulatingly mesmorifying, bohadistically
stationary, diarrhetically flaturific, crematoriumlly phlogistic, jovially dyslectic, cordially reminiscent, eleodantly dismembered,
phospholipidly derronic, jonfeyistically imperative, dictionarilly sasporatic, blankly sotosmic, alienically bankrupt, chovially
bereft, ribosomically transportational, fossfollically arachnophobic, spumbillically explorative, transparently ejaculatory,
microscopically spermatozoony, deciduously ostentatious, abundantly pictorial, heedingly orbicular, perniciously eclectic,
attentatively stambulic, computeristically compatible, queerly incestuous, etc etc etc.
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