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"jesus was a crazy man"

 

jesus fell, ajesus fell.

bumped his head, bumped his head.

his beard got caught, upon that cross.

but no one cared, coz he was gay.

jesus walked on water (HELL NO).

turned water into wine (BULLSHIT).

saved some slut from being stoned,

can’t people see that these are lies? (FUCK NO)

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blasphemy, blasphemy, jesus fucking christ,

nail that poof on the cross and that is where he dies.

make it bloody, make it painful, make it fucking gory,

let’s just hope no one believes this fucking idiot’s story.

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he didn’t rise from the dead (FUCK OATH),

hoodlums just stole his corpse (HELL YEAH).

tossed it on some fishing line,

and pretended that he could walk (AND DANCE).

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blasphemy, blasphemy, jesus fucking christ,

nail that poof on the cross and that is where he dies.

make it bloody, make it painful, make it fucking gory,

let’s just hope no one believes this fucking idiot’s story.

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takin’ e, drinkin’ beers, hanging with his twelve gay queers,

trippin’ on acid, schmokin’ weed, fuckin’ with people, plantin’ his seed.

to dumb to see the truth, so they believe his lies,

just some crazy maniac, thinks he’s the son of christ.

jesus was a crazy man, didn’t know how to shave,

yes he was a crazy man, didn’t know how to bathe.

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blasphemy, blasphemy, jesus fuck-f-fuck-f-fucking christ!