marburg’s magical,

not so fashionable,

quite contraptionable,

sho-orts!

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barnacle’s evil plans,

known across the lands,

just wants to get his hands,

on the shorts!

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but then woody comes along,

tryin’a help the pirate,

comes up with all the plans,

pirate says let’s try it!

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barnacle’s misbehaving’,

about the shorts he’s cravin’,

marburg’s feeling safe in,

the shorts that’re gonna save him.

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marburg’s magical,

not so fashionable,

quite contraptionable,

SHO-ORTS!